Wednesday 7th April – Wo is me
It is not fair, mum got up, fed us, let us out in the garden and then went out. She is back now, smelling chemically (dentist) and we have not been for a walk yet. The post man has not been , but when he comes…I am going to eat whatever comes through the letterbox! Usually mum takes us everywhere with her. I blame Bonny, it is her fault – all that neediness and stuff. If she was independent like me, we would have gone I am sure. Any way, the real source of my grief is that we have missed the audition to be Tonto!!!!! Mum had to go to the dentist instead and I am bitterly disappointed – they would have picked me, surely? Really wanted to show sir Lloyd Webber and Uncle Graham Norton my skirt. Pooh!
Sadly yours, Hector McKenzie.