Ready, Willing and ABLE!
My life has just got very exciting!!! Bonny has come into season!! Of course, I do not understand the technicalities of this but she smells wonderful and I love her now. Passion is aroused but she (with understandable mood) will not let me near her. But I am ready and able and this has my human very worried because “Bonny is too young to have a litter” (whatever that means..)
You see, life is a little complicated in that Cookie Mudpuddle was going to come and stay “when Bonny was ten-days-in” and Bonny was going to stay with Maddie Whiplash and her humans Jules and Diane. But now, our human’s mother who lives in Turkey, has broken her arm very badly and she is coming to stay with our human in the UK in 10 days time for some rest and attention. Cookie and I had such plans, but now the humans don’t think Nana Jill will be able to cope with the exuberance Cookie Mudpuddle (God love him – we all do) emits. There is a light at the end of this tunnel, because Diane has suggested I go and stay with them and Maddie comes to stay with Mum and Bonny (Maddie is a calmer dog) and mum thinks this should be fine. Isn’t life strange?
PS: My human does not know how she got the text big like this and she cannot undo it, as she didn’t know how she did it in the first place….I think the pressure is getting to her.