Bonny Behaving Badly
Bonny is behaving badly; she has that ‘itch’ she just can’t scratch and has turned into a slutty vamp. Whenever I offer to ‘sooth’ her urgent desires, mum tells me “No”. It just isn’t natural! Here I am an honourable Scottish man, willing to participate in whatever dirty little game Bonny wants, and all I get is “No Hector”. Well, all I can say is “fine, wait until you do want Bonny pregnant” and see what happens then! Ha ha ha.
It is all getting too much so we have retired to a safe distance for some rest.