I am Here Mum
Firstly and before I begin more on Bonny, I have something to tell. Don’t you just hate it when your human blames you for something you didn’t do? Today for instance, I was lying cosy watching wobbly gran have a snooze in bed when my human looked in the garden, found Bonny and Not me and set off on a search (for me). She asked the neighbour who was cutting her hedge, she asked Jack and his brother (who immediately started a neighbourhood search – enlisting most local children as it is half term) and then she waked all the way down to the Total Hire Shop (where I wasn’t) only to start phoning the Dog Warden to report me missing. So when I realised it was me she was creating about, and I wondered over to look down the stars at what all the fuss was about, she went mad…..Humans – are they really necessary?
Anyway, about Bonny. Today I am going to tell about her evening settle. When my human goes “couch potato” on the sofa at night Bonny takes a flying leap onto the settee where she snuggles with mum, watching X Factor together. Last night a girl dog who can dance got through to the final and both Bonny and Mum made a right fuss (mum even cried). Is it any wonder I sit on my blue chair alone. A dog needs his peace – know what I am saying?