Oh dear, today has been terribly stressful. Monday is the day when the bin men come and steal our rubbish. I don’t think it helps that mum puts the wheelie bins out front every Sunday night -she never learns. Naturally this has me vexed and I undertake important duty of warning neighbours the thieves are here. Bonny’s no use, she welcomes them with waggles and wiggles rolling on her back – they think she is sweet!!
But I’m on to them. Oh yes indeedy! Now all I need to do is work out how to get off ‘the chain of shame’.