Firstly, we is sorry for the absence but the-hooman-what-feeds-me has been attending to daughter (what does not like dogs!!!!!!!!) who fell off bike and amassed a whole lot of injuries (none life threatening) and other daughter who has parted company with partner of four years (awwww)added to which SHE has been digging the back rough patch (again) and even found an old rusty kitchen sink and another rug. Now it is too hot to do anything outside so she agreed to let me tell what is on my mind.
Yep, you guessed it. Lucy! This little upstart is worrying me. You see, never in all our liveses has Bonny nor I killed anything what was living. Not us, naha not no way. Lucy on the other paw, has (as you know) killed a frog, a bumble bee (no sting) and more recently a lady Thrush bird what prob had babies in a nest somewhere. In short, Lucy is a killer and we aint sure we likes it!
To add insult to injury Lucy obeys commands without prompting. She will “leave”, “Give” (even handing over poor dead Thrush), she “sits” on asking and it is really showing us up. Long before Lucy burst into our world Bonny and I quietly agreed we would NEVER obey a command without at least 3 prompts….She trouble Lucy, I am telling you.