Firstly, has WordPress changed or has WordPress changed….!!!!! Bear wiv the ladywotfeeds me as she havin’ to adapt and
at her age tings like dis takes de time.
Firstly, thank you to all commenttees who has left messages asking where I was. So I is gonna tell you dat first – I now lives with the middle cub of da hoomin family of the ladywotfeedsme (only she doesnt any more….Becky does) cos I has gone to live wiv her. Reason is I gets a bit overprotective over my hareem (Bonny, Lucy and now Gracie) and after biting a frisky Yorkshire Terrier on the ear (sorry Pip) and making him bleed !!!!!!!!!, shewotfeeds me began to wonder how far things could go wiv my criminality. Then, there is my hareem (Lucy, Bonny and Gracie) da hoomin wants to breed but only once a year, so I had to go! Butt, shewotfeedsme did not want me to go far from home and still be in da family – Becky wanted a dog, and now she got ME. I goes everywhere with Becky, in the car (!!!!!) – I have a smart new red tartan collar AND a professional does my hair (instead of the amaturish grooves of youknowwho). I am settled, happy and dont miss the girls (especially Bonny) one bit. So dat is dat.
Sooo you may be wondering (or indeed not…lol) who will be writing this post in future. So I thawt you should decide. Options are:
1. Lucy the killer
2. Gracie the baby
They both like sticks, digging and Lucy particularly likes rolling and smelling bad. Having been carried around the park for the first two weeks of her new life Gracie still thinks she owns the park, along with the estate we live on and barks (loudly) when people pass by. We are hoping this is just a phase she is going though, but who knows what goes on in her heed. She bright too, already knows how to jump on the sofa and moves away from naughty things fast, thus allowing Lucy (who is pretty thick now she a growed up) to get blame. he he he. I likes Gracie cos she a right handful. Mind you – I like Lucy too. Whooo should take over this post? As they say in gameshows – You decide!